Odds And Ends I plan it all and I take my place You break your promise all over the place You promised to love me but what do I see ? Just you comin' in and spillin' juice over me Odds and ends, odds and ends Lost time is not found again. Now you take your file and you bend my head I never can remember anything that you said You promised to love me, but what do I know ? You're spillin' juice on me like you got some place to go Odds and ends, odds and ends Lost time is not found again. Now I've had enough, my box is clean You know what I'm sayin' and you know what I mean From now on you'd best get on some-one else While you're doin' it, keep that juice to yourself Odds and ends, odds and ends Lost time is not found again. Million Dollar Bash Well, that big dump blonde With her wheel in the gorge Turtle, that friend of theirs With his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk With his cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash. Everybody from right now Go ever there and back The louder they come The bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream Don't forget to flash We're all gonna meet At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash. Well, I took my counselor Out to the barn Silly Nelly was there She told me a yarn Then along came Jones Emptied the trash Everybody went down To that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash.Well, I'm hittin' it too hard My stones won't take I'm get up in the mornin' But it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye Then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash. Well, I looked at my watch I looked at my wrist Punched myself in the face With my fist I took my potatoes Down to be mashed Then I made it over to That million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash. Goin' To Acapulco I'm going down to Rose Marie's She never does me wrong She puts it to me plain as day And gives it to me for a song. It's a wicked life but what the hell The stars ain't fallin' down. I'm standing outside the Taj Mahal I don't see no one around. Goin' to Acapulco Goin' on the run Goin' down to see fat gut Goin' to have some fun. Yeah Goin' to have some fun. Now, whenever I get up And I ain't got what I see I just make it down to Rose Marie's Bout a quarter after three. There are worse ways of getting there And I ain't complainin' none If the clouds don't drop and the train don't stop I'm bound to meet the sun. Goin' to Acapulco Goin' on the run Goin' down to see some girl Goin' to have some fun. Yeah Goin' to have some fun. Now, if someone offers me a joke, I just say no thanks I try to tell it like it is And keep away from pranks.Well, sometime you know when the well breaks down I just go on pump it some. Rose Marie, she likes to go to big places And just sit there waitin' for me to come. Goin' to Acapulco Goin' on the run Goin' down to see some girl Goin' to have some fun. Yeah Goin' to have some fun. Lo And Behold I pulled out for San Anton I never felt so good My woman said she'd meet me there And of cource I knew she would The coachman, he hit me for my hook And he asked me my name I give it to him right away Then I hung my head in shame Lo and behold ! Lo and behold ! Lookin' for my lo and behold. Get me out here, my dear man. I come into Pittsburg At six-thirty flat I found myself a vacant seat An' I put down my hat þWhat's the matter Molly dear What's the matter with your mound?þ þWhat's it to ya, Moby Dick ? This is chicken townþ Lo and behold ! Lo and behold ! Lookin' for my lo and behold. Get me out here, my dear man. I bought myself A herd of moose One day she could call her own Well, she came out the very next day To see where they had flown I'm goin' down to Tennessee Get me a truck or somethin' Gonna save my money and rip it up. Lo and behold ! Lo and behold ! Lookin' for my lo and behold. Get me out here, my dear man.Now, I come in on a ferris wheel An' boys, I sure was slink I come in like a ton of bricks Laid a few tricks on 'em Goin' back to Pittsburg Count up to thirty Round that horn and ride that herd Gonna thread up Lo and behold ! Lo and behold ! Lookin' for my lo and behold. Get me out here, my dear man. Clothes Line Saga After a while we took in the clothes Nobody said very much Just some old wild shirts and a couple pairs of pants Which nobody really wanted to touch Mama come in and picked up a book An' Papa asked her what it was Someone else asked, þWhat do you care?þ Papa said, þWell, just becauseþ Then they started to take back their clothes Hang'em on the line It was January the thirtieth And everybody was feelin' fine. The next day, everybody got up Seein' if the clothes were dry The dogs were barking, a neighbor passed Mama, of cource, she said, þHi" "Have you heard the news?" he said with a grin "The Vice President's gone mad" "Where?" "Downtown." "When?" "Last night" "Hmm, say, that's too bad" "Well, there's nothing we can do about it," said the neighbor "It's just something we're gonna have to forget" "Yes, I guess so" said Ma Then she asked me if the clothes was still wet. I reached up, touched my shirt And the neighbor said, "Are those clothes yours?" I said, "Some of them, not all of them" He said, "Ya always help out around here with the chores ?" I said, "Sometime, not all the time" Then my neighbor he blew his nose Just as papa yelled outside "Mama wants you to come back in the house and bring them clothes" Well, I just do what I'm told so I did it, of course I went back in the house and Mama met me And then I shut all the doors. Apple Suckling Tree Under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah, under that apple suckling tree Oh yeah ! Underneath that tree, there's just gonna be you and me Under that apple suckling tree, oh yeah ! Old man sailin' in a dinghy boat Down there Old man sailin' in a dinghy boat On there Gonna pull man down on a suckling hook Gonna pull man into the suckling brook Oh yeah ! Now, he's underneath that apple suckling tree Oh yeah ! Under that apple suckling tree Oh yeah ! That's underneath that tree There's gonna be just you and me Underneath that apple suckling tree. I push him back and I stand in line Oh yeah Then I hush my Sadie and stand in line Oh yeah Then I hush my Sadie and stand in line I get on board in two-eyed time Oh yeah ! Now, who's on the table, who's tell me ? Oh yeah Who's on the table, who's tell me ? Oh yeah Who should I tell, oh, who should I tell ? The forty-nine of you like bats out of hell Oh, underneath that old apple suckling tree. Please Mrs. Henry Well, I've already had two beers I'm ready for the broom Please, Missus Henry, won't you Take me to my room ? I'm a good old boy But I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to too many people Drinkin' too many kegs Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, Please Please, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime. Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Missus Henry, won't you Take me to your dad ? I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, Please Please, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime. Now, don't crowd me, lady Or I'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy And tonight I am blue I'm a thousand years old And I'm a generous bomb I'm T-boned and punctured But I'm known to be calm Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, Please Please, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime. Now, I'm startin' to drain My stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther My crane's gonna leak Look, Missus Henry There's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way And pump me a few ? Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, Please Please, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees And I ain't got a dime. Tears Of Rage We carried you in our arms On Independence Day And now you'd throw us all aside And put us on our way Oh, what dear daughter 'neath the sun Would treat a father so To wait upon him hand and foot And always tell him "No?" Tears of rage, tears of grief Why am I the one who must be the thief ? Come to me now, you know We're so alone And life is brief. We pointed out the way to go And scratched your name in sand Though you just thought that it was nothing more Than a place for you to stand Now I want you to know that while you watched You discover there was no one true Must everybody really thought It was a childish thing to do Tears of rage, tears of grief Why am I the one who must be the thief ? Come to me now, you know We're so alone And life is brief. It was all very painless When you went out to receive All that false instruction Which we never could believe And now the heart is filled with gold As if it was a purse But oh, what kind of love is this Which goes from bad to worse ? Tears of rage, tears of grief Why am I the one who must be the thief ? Come to me now, you know We're so alone And life is brief. Too Much Of Nothing Too much of nothing Can make a man ill at ease One man's temper might rise While another man's temper might freeze In the day of confession We cannot mock a soul Oh, when there's too much of nothing No one has control. Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give them all my salary On the waters of oblivion. When there's too much of nothing It can cause a man to weep He can walk the streets and boast like Of what he'd like to keep But it's all been done before It's all been written in the book And where there's too much of nothing Nobody should look. Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give them all my salary On the waters of oblivion. And too much of nothing can make a man a liar It can cause one man to sleep on nails It can cause others to eat fire Everybody's doin' somethin' I heard it in a dream But when there's too much of nothing It just makes a fella mean. Say hello to Valerie Say hello to Vivian Give them all my salary On the waters of oblivion.